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whoah there getting sexual with my titanic if you know what i mean XD

whoah there

getting sexual with my titanic

if you know what i mean

XD

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darthmudkip:

Please forgive me as I die with laughter

XD

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"Are you Chinese or Asian?"

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that’s like saying “Are you Mexican or Hispanic?”

the real question is, are you racist or stupid?

funniest blog ever

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but we will never be victims again.

YES
SO MUCH WIN

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wowfunniestposts: this blog is hilarious oh look a skitty isnt it cute

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

oh look a skitty isnt it cute

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bad fic alert

so yeah i go bored on the bus after i finished Inheritance.

the funny thing is (most likely) nobody here will know what the fuck i’m talking about since they probably haven’t read it.

(yeah writing just to write)

(actually most of this was from when i was home alone yesterday) (thats the darker bit, in case you cant tell)

(i wrote more but i’m too lazy to type it up and its not that good anyway)

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XD

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tastefullyoffensive: [mocktopus]

tastefullyoffensive:

[mocktopus]

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XD Zoom

XD

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thedailywhat:

In which Wolf Blitzer, of all people, schools Donald Trump on the air over his position on birtherism. An excerpt:

WB: Donald, you’re beginning to sound a little ridiculous, I have to tell you.

DT: You are, Wolf. Let me tell you something, I think you sound ridiculous, and if you’d ask me a question and let me answer it.

WB: Here’s the question, did the conspiracy start in 1961 where theHonolulu Star-Bulletin and the Advertiser contemporaneously published announcements that he was born in Hawaii?

DT: Many people put those announcements in because they wanted to get the benefit because of getting so-called born in this country. Many people did it. It was something done by many people even though they weren’t born in the country. You know and I know it.

Trump hosts a fundraiser for Mitt Romney tonight in Las Vegas.

[tpm]

this is why i have no faith in humanity

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Bored in gimp, again. Zoom

Bored in gimp, again.

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I never understood why people take pictures of themselves giving the finger.

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was the camera mean to you?

this blog is epic

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I may have accidentally made Jesus.  It looks a little like a cross (accident, i swear!) or it could just look like nothing. desktop-size!  in all its glory (not)! Zoom

I may have accidentally made Jesus.  It looks a little like a cross (accident, i swear!)

or it could just look like nothing.

desktop-size!  in all its glory (not)!

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lol aly’s not my crush anymore XD oh tumblr crushes  you so funny apparently now im liking r2 and you-be-my-inspiration and WHAT im sorry i dont roll that way

lol aly’s not my crush anymore XD oh tumblr crushes  you so funny

apparently now im liking r2 and you-be-my-inspiration and WHAT

im sorry i dont roll that way

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These are all the things I made a while ago (again all for Mrs. Smith’s thingy) (except for “FUSH” and “GRUB” which are my desktop and bootloader wallpeper, respectively.

Feel free to use the non-text ones however you’d like, and if any of them catch your fancy I’d be more than happy to give you them without text in the original noncompressed format or even make something similar! (yeah right, i wish, lol im just bored right now)